All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true... I was made for you I climbed across the mountain tops Swam all across the ocean blue I crossed all the lines and I broke all the rules But baby I broke them all for you Because even when I was flat broke You made me feel like a million bucks You do I was made for you You see the smile that's on my mouth It's hiding the words that don't come out And all of my friends who think that I'm blessed They don't know my head is a mess No, they don't know who I really am And they don't know what I've been through like you do And I was made for you... All of these lines across my face Tell you the story of who I am So many stories of where I've been And how I got to where I am But these stories don't mean anything When you've got no one to tell them to It's true... I was made for you.
ui mm! e de xorar p mais lol. eu to indo looln tenho ido la acima estes dias pk surgiram m uns imprevistos malucos e com eles nao vieram propriamente a boa disposiçao loool mas amanha ja vou tmar um cafezinho kas minhas munine smp conto as novidades:s beijocas gandis porta t bem xD
Epah eu n sei pk....mas vi isto e lembrei-m d ti.....d ti e do xiko em lloret LOOOOL
Cagalhão Fantasma Sentes sair, vês no papel mas não vês na sanita...
Cagalhão "Clean" Sentes sair, vês na sanita mas não no papel...
Cagalhão Eterno Limpas, limpas, limpas... Mas fica sempre algo no papel até que decides subir as calças mas colocar papel nas cuecas para evitar as marcas de pneus.
Cagalhão II, "o Regresso" Sobes as calças, mas de repente apercebeste que tens que cagar um pouco mais...
Cagalhão Enfarte Cagalhão que te faz puxar tanto que até te aparece uma veia na testa...
Cagalhão Superestrutura Tão grande, tão grande que até tens medo de o partir ao puxar o autoclismo. Sentes-te surpreso mas orgulhoso!!!!
Cagalhão "Adorava que saísse" Queres cagar, sentes que está próxima, mas só tens caimbras e peidos... A ponta do cagalhoto é aquela que dói tanto tanto tanto que até pensas que está a sair de lado!!!
Cagalhão "Splash" É o que sai com tanta velocidade que molhas o cu todo!!!
Cagalhão "Após uma festa" É um líquido amarelo escuro que suja a sanita toda e que pica o cu.
Cagalhão Rabbit São pequenas bolinhas. Umas flutuam, outras não...
Cagalhoto "Surprise" !!! Pensas que vais dar um peido mas quando dás por ela.... já é tarde
Cagalhoto "Time-out" Estás a cagar divinamente num WC público, mas tens que parar porque não queres que a pessoa do lado te ouça.
O Barulhento Tão barulhento que toda gente no WC se parte a rir
A Mexicana Cheira tão mal que até pica o nariz...
Cagalhoto Elástico O que se recusa a cair mesmo sabendo que realmente já saiu... Esperas que abanando o rabo ele cairá...
E VOCE?? QUAL E O SEU TIPO DI CAGALHAO??? LOOOL epah exccelent :P
She loves to party, have a good time she looks so hearty, feeling fine! she loves to smoke ("sumtime shiftin'coke!") she's a laughin' when there ain't no joke
Hey!
Pimpas' paradise
that's all she was now
Pimpas' paradise
that's all she was...
Pimpas' paradise
that's all she was now...!!!
Pimpas' paradise
that's all she was...
Cuz' coke was a ting dat when she first tried was once a blue moon to once a blue sky now she's wonderin' who else wants to go by she don't got no money and waans to get high story sounds familiar like born to be wild, But she sillier not quite the same but she similiar A waste of mi saucy perilier Used to look good in the videos now she look hideous Now it's broken crack pipes with lipstick traces Wuk the cold nights red district places She seen more hotels then my tour suitcases Or male customers than Old Navy She love limelight more than John Swaybis Seen more miles than I rent a AVIS She don't slow down then some day maybe She lost then she can't find her way to safety
Check it out! She keep her head up in space like a satellite Because she got a insatiable appetite For stayin out late night with all the parasites Plottin on the way to cop a little piece of paradise Her dignity the only thing that she could sacrifice Just get the monkey off her back and she be back in like Five minutes, she stay on the move She looked smoked up, and stoned at the buildin refused All coked up, alone she ain't even in tuned And it's sad cause she ain't really have a reason to use She was a pretty girl cleaner than the board of health studied and enjoyed herself I don't know what drove her to avoid herself Destroyed herself and took a taste of the yay And now she on the track workin while she wastin away It's safe to say she lookin for some place to stay Whoever got a lil' paper to play could get a slice a dis...
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL :P