PISCES:. The Piece of Ass Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet.
Ruler: Neptune - symbol of fantasy and imagination
This blue planet is associated with the sea and governs the intuitive mind, transformation and spirituality. It is the psychic's planet and reigns over dreams, fantasy, sensitivity and refinement. It is also the planet of compulsions and addiction.
Ruler: Neptune, the planet of addiction.
Keynotes: Bewildered but slippery deceiver.
Lucky material: Moonstone, aquamarine.
Lucky day: Thursday
Herbs and plants: Poppy, asparagus and billerries.
The Pisces character: Irrational Pisces are as slippery as the fish that symbolises their sign. They use double-speak and never give a straight answer even if they could. They are sly and non-commital. This bewildering vagueness can trick people to comply with their wishes just as fish get tricked into the fisherman's nets. Never trust them, they will fain innocence in order to get help from others. They are habitually lazy and manipulative. A Piscean will work you to the bone. They are best suited to careers where the work can be delegated ideally as 'the inspector of finished works'.
The Pisces Lover: Most people find their constant need for emotional reassurance irritating. Pisceans hunger for love hoping that it may offer and escape from their futile lives. They will cling to you like a fish on a hook.One of Pisces faults is that you can easily become discouraged if someone criticises your appearance. However, you are a brilliant artist and Pisceans are some of the best dressers in the zodiac. You can win prizes. But you are a follower of fashion not an innovator so you loose points for this. Typically, you check out the coming year's colours, cuts and styles then buy accordingly. In particular you understand how to balance opposites such as contrasting colours- symbolised by the double fish symbol of your sign. Your ruling planet is watery Neptune and your colours are violet and sea green. Pearls are said to be fortunate for Pisces so set off that new outfit with the sea's most precious gift.