I really have nothing to say about myself. I am pretty weird. People have called me weird for years. I am really obsessed with Aliens because of the fact that my name (Selina) is an anagram for the word "aliens". Well, I can be pretty crass, but I probably won't be if I like you. I'm really calm all the time, and I don't get angry about big things, just about little things. I really don't like close-minded people, because they really bug the hell out of me. So yeah. I can be the nicest person in the world. My defense mechanism is comedy, so if I make jokes at inappropiate times, know that I don't mean it in a bad way. I'm straight, and I do not meander. I do not do anything outrageously illegal. I have never done drugs, and I never will. If someone forces me to, I'll skin their feet. Yeah, I can seem pretty violent at times, but I'm pretty much a pacifist, so don't worry if I seem dangerous, because nothing will happen to you. I am currently fourteen-years-old, and I am in the ninth grade. I despise internet talk, so if I meet anyone who talks in internet slang (all lower-case letters discluded), chances are, I won't speak to you. But if I do, I won't like you very much. Well, that's about all I have to say about myself, but if you want to learn more about me, go to: http://www.freewebs.com/theselina/

Breathing, Sleeping, Walking, Talking, Reading, Writing, Chatting, Playing the Violin, Singing Heavy Metal songs to people's feet, ya know, all that fun stuff.

SE7EN, Saw, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Butterfly Effect, Secret Window, The Order, The Ring, The Grudge, The Life of Brian, The Holy Grail, Austin Powers 1-3, Adam Sandler movies, And more that I can't think of.

Angel, Buffy, Tru Calling, Smallville, Joan of Arcadia, Charmed, Friends, South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Trigun, InuYasha, FLCL, Blue Gender, and more that I can't think of right now.

Catcher in the Rye, Ping, Animal Farm, 1984, Fahrenheit 451, The Harry Potter Books, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mr. Popper's Penguins, and more that I can't remember.

"Who Throws a Shoe, HONESTLY?"

Well, that's not really my favorite quote, but I can't think of Anything right now. So leave me alone.